News of the Future: June 22, 2056

[mabfan]

This week, something strange is happening at The Onion. Apparently, a weird warp in space-time has sent back to us their issue from June 22, 2056.

My favorite headlines include:

• Million Robot March Attended By Exactly 1,000,000 Robots
  
  
• Leather-Clad Nomads Seize Power in Australia
  
  
• Remainder of Ross Ice Shelf Now in Smithsonian Freezer
  
  
• Democratic Middle Eastern Union Votes To Invade U.S.
  

Comments

[charliesmum.livejournal.com]

I like Americorp.biz the best of all.

The Onion is just funny.

[crackboy.livejournal.com]

Sadly, apparently the US has 51 more years of this crap to come.