A #GISHWHES Story: Simon Says Shatner
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mabfan[I have been told it is now safe to post or publish the stories we wrote for GISHWHES. I like all the stories I wrote, but this is one of my favorites. I was inspired by the name of the team that requested it and by the name of the team member who contacted us for it. Story is copyright ©2014 by Michael A. Burstein. All rights reserved.]
(For lehighvalleyLovesDefeatWilliamShatneLovesfoolofatookLovessimonsaysgishwhes)
Simon Says Shatner
Simon Says Shatner
by Michael A. Burstein
A shirtless Misha Collins, Queen Elizabeth II, and the Elopus stood helplessly, frozen in the force field, as Amanda Kann grinned evilly.
“I have trapped the three of you! No longer will you be able to thwart my plans to take over the world.”
“We must do something!” the queen said.
“Elopus!” Misha shouted. “Summon Bill!”
The creature honked, and suddenly William Shatner appeared at the door of Amanda’s lair.
“KANN!” he shouted as he fired a taser at her. Amanda crumpled to the ground.
Shatner pushed the off button for the force field, and the three friends emerged from their stasis.
“Now what?” the queen asked.
“Now,” Misha said, “I put my shirt back on.” He paused. “You too, Bill.”
A shirtless Misha Collins, Queen Elizabeth II, and the Elopus stood helplessly, frozen in the force field, as Amanda Kann grinned evilly.
“I have trapped the three of you! No longer will you be able to thwart my plans to take over the world.”
“We must do something!” the queen said.
“Elopus!” Misha shouted. “Summon Bill!”
The creature honked, and suddenly William Shatner appeared at the door of Amanda’s lair.
“KANN!” he shouted as he fired a taser at her. Amanda crumpled to the ground.
Shatner pushed the off button for the force field, and the three friends emerged from their stasis.
“Now what?” the queen asked.
“Now,” Misha said, “I put my shirt back on.” He paused. “You too, Bill.”
