West Wing, Star Trek, and Asteroids
Dec. 16th, 2004 08:35 amAdmiral: "Sir, there's a 400 m asteroid heading towards the Earth."
President: "So? Blast it."
Admiral (after using his communicator to contact the closest starship, which uses its phasers and photon torpedos): "It's gone, sir."
President: "Good. I don't know why you even bother telling me about planet-killing asteroids anymore."
Keith, if you choose to use this, I want 0.1% :-)